the tall thin man

and now for something completely diferent.

2009-12-24T17:39:04Z

HAPPY FESTIVUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

machinedelmorte @ 2009-12-23T18:11:00

2009-12-23T23:10:51Z

machinedelmorte @ 2009-12-23T01:02:00

2009-12-23T06:01:27Z

machinedelmorte @ 2009-12-21T23:30:00

2009-12-22T04:29:35Z

NO MORE AMERICAN PIE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes this is a real commercail

2009-12-22T01:40:30Z

machinedelmorte @ 2009-12-20T23:16:00

2009-12-21T04:15:54Z

“What a weird sensation to discover as an adult that you are ashamed of your own desires (and not because they’re weird or outre, just because they’re desires.)”

Bundle of joy

2009-12-21T00:10:46Z

tooooo funny

2009-12-17T17:24:04Z

this is hot

2009-12-17T16:57:48Z

Dirty foods

2009-12-17T04:34:24Z

I really needed to eat my favorite snack food. Entenmann's cinnamon swirl buns. As I started to open the box I noticed a gnat stuck to one of the buns. I lost my appetite and my night is ruined.

I was reading this website on how most of our foods are contaminated. There is a lot of residual pesticides and other chemicals in our food. On that site it said that most farmers grow their own food separate from the rest of the crops. With the amount of crap in our foods and the way we eat, no wonder Americans are so sick.
I think this health care debate should focus more on growing healthier foods, getting the chemicals out of the foods, changing the way we eat. That way we wont be so fat and lazy and hour hospital and insurance bills will be lower.

Massive Fail

2009-12-15T01:58:20Z

WTF video of the night

2009-12-10T04:19:25Z

machinedelmorte @ 2009-12-09T13:48:00

2009-12-09T18:48:52Z

I really need to stop watching Animal Cops.

OMFG I love it all

2009-12-06T03:38:21Z

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Logo Design

Hello David,

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

Simon

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

Regards, David.

For all you designers and people who have done freelance work this is for you. We have all been there before.

shit level set to low

2009-12-05T23:19:39Z

Sorry kids, Christmas just got cancelled

2009-12-04T23:37:46Z

machinedelmorte @ 2009-12-03T10:17:00

2009-12-04T03:17:34Z

MAMA!!!!!

2009-12-03T04:37:25Z

too damn cute.

2009-12-03T04:15:51Z

machinedelmorte @ 2009-12-02T04:52:00

2009-12-02T21:52:47Z

the strangest thing happened today. I and a couple of other tenants were interviewed. They wanted to know how we liked the renovations and other things about the building. I got my picture taken and other stuff. ODD

creepy dancing robots

2009-12-02T03:23:26Z

Why is this guy keep trying to touch her. Just make it rain ones, tens, and twenty like everyone and sit down.

WTF moment of the night

2009-11-27T04:17:12Z

no I need to do some cocaine

Don't Trust the Machines

2009-11-27T04:12:29Z

well my main computer just shut down twice on me. The mother board actually said that there was a overheating issue. Fuck that and Fuck it all. Things have to change now!!!!!!!!!!

machinedelmorte @ 2009-11-25T14:29:00

2009-11-26T07:30:08Z

I hope everyone has a happy and safe Thanksgiving

wait for it

2009-11-13T00:18:36Z